Dear "What Is Breakfast" Committee:

Is a Snickers and green tea breakfast?

Signed,
Anonymous
(Jason)

The Committee's Vote is Unanimous:

A Snickers bar and a cup of green tea is Not Breakfast.

(Ed. It has been brought to the attention of the Committee that the green tea was not actually a cup of green tea; rather, it was a cold Lipton Green Tea with Honey. In a plastic bottle. Taking this new evidence into account, the revised decision of the Committee is that a Snickers bar and a cold Lipton Green Tea with Honey is Not Breakfast.)