Sunday, June 1, 2008

Dear "What Is Breakfast" Committee:

Is a Snickers and green tea breakfast?

Signed,
Anonymous
(Jason)

The Committee's Vote is Unanimous:

A Snickers bar and a cup of green tea is Not Breakfast.

(Ed.
It has been brought to the attention of the Committee that the green tea was not actually a cup of green tea; rather, it was a cold Lipton Green Tea with Honey. In a plastic bottle. Taking this new evidence into account, the revised decision of the Committee is that a Snickers bar and a cold Lipton Green Tea with Honey is Not Breakfast.)

2 comments:

JASON said...

Ok, first of all, if you're going to be accurate about these minutes you must have full details about what has been consumed in the "breakfast" category. It was in fact a Lipton Green Tea with Honey that was cold and in a plastic bottle.

JLS said...

The What Is Breakfast Committee appreciates your enthusiasm for the truth.

Please see Editor's remarks on this post.